Whats on other side

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, with tears in his eyes, "Doctor, I am afraid to die, please tell me what is on the other side?" Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know"

"You don't know?" said the sick man, "How come you don't know what is on the other side?" he doctor was holding the handle of the door. On the other side of the door, there was a sound of scratching and whining. As he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness. Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? It has never been in this room before; it didn't know what was inside except that its master was here. When the door opened, it sprang in without fear.

We don't know what is on the other side of death, but we know that our Master is there and that is quite enough"

You are all of my beautiful dream

You are all of my beautiful dreams,

put together, and rolled into one.

You're the moon and stars in my sky,

and the light of my morning sun.. 

 

You're my first thought in the morning,

and my very last thought each night.

Dreams of you hold me through my day;

bring comfort to me, until morning light. 

 

You have brought me a world of love,

which fills every emotion within me.

A world I always knew could exist,

but not one, I ever thought I would see. 

 

A beautiful world that can only be seen,

through the hearts of two joined as one.

One that paints all of the colours of love,

more deeply within, as each day is done. 

 

A portrait of love, captured by my heart,

and reflected so deeply into my soul.

Embracing me within beautiful dreams,

from love so precious, it makes me whole.

Priceless Words

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

 

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

 

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

 

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"

 

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. 

 

His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

 

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.

 

Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

 

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

 

Moral : Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00

Broken crockery - $ 800.00

Breakfast - $ 10.00

Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "