Laws Of Life

1) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy tone

2) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch

3) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

Honesty

There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound and he found that he was not. This angered him and he took the farmer to court.