Creativity

Interviewer said, "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"


Interviewer said, " I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"

Things You Must Know About PPF

It requires just Rs 100 to start a PPF account

PPF accounts could be opened by individuals, whether salaried or self employed, with a minimum initial deposit of just Rs 100. Accounts could be opened at any branch of the State Bank of India (SBI) or branches of its associated banks.

Other nationalized banks which offer this service are Bank of India, Central Bank of India and Bank of Baroda.

The general post office too allows opening of a PPF account. Individuals may also open a PPF account on behalf of a minor child of whom they are the guardians.

TYPES OF MARKETING

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,  "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing. 

No One Can Hurt Us Without Our Consent

On His First Day In office As President Abraham Lincoln Entered To Give His Inaugural Address, One Man Stood Up, he Was A Rich Aristocrat.

The Wicker Husband

Once upon a time, there was an ugly girl. She was short and dumpy, had one leg a bit shorter than the other, and her eyebrows met in the middle. The ugly girl gutted fish for a living, so her hands smelt funny and her dress was covered in scales. She had no mother or brother, no father, sister, or any friends. She lived in a ramshackle house on the outskirts of the village, and she never complained.

     One by one, the village girls married the local lads, and up the path to the church they'd prance, smiling all the way. At the weddings, the ugly girl always stood at the back of the church, smelling slightly of brine. The village women gossiped about the ugly girl. They wondered what she did with the money she earnt. The ugly girl never bought a new frock, never made repairs to the house, and never drank in the village tavern.

INTELLIGENT THINKING

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. 

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

Brilliant Equation....

Equations!- This is the best I have read in a LONG time Equation1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep

Emergency English

In case of an emergency, speak only in English !!

Never say prayers in any other language!

U never know what kind of translation problem u can run into :)

An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.

When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'

They replied "Because he kept saying,

'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!'

Never ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing

A young engineer was leaving the office at 6.45 p.m. when he found the
Managing Director standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in
his hand.

"Listen," said the Managing Director, "this is a very sensitive and
important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing
work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the
paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the Managing Director as his paper disappeared
inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

Lesson:
Never ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.

Wonderful Example of Self Appraisal !!

A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.

Boy: (with more perseverance) "Lady, I'll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.
Woman: No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner: "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
Boy: "No thanks,

Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.
Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!!!"

INDEED WONDERFUL!