Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Learn Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" 
That's Direct Marketing 
  
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. 
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." 
That's Advertising. 
  
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 
You go up to her and get her telephone number. 
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." 
That's Telemarketing. 
  
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. 
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. 
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" 
That's Public Relations. 
  
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. 
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you." 
That's Brand Recognition. 
  
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" 
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. 
That's Customer Feedback

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