The Bee Sting

Patient: Please doctor, help me!  I have been stung by a bee.

Doctor: Don't worry! I'll put some cream on it.

Patient: You'll never find the bee. It must be miles away by now.

Doctor: No! No! Please understand. I'll put some cream on the place you were stung.

Patient: Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree.

Doctor: u #$%&!  I mean which part of the body did the bee sting?

Patient:  It stung me on my finger.

Doctor: Which one?

Patient: How am I to know? All the bees look the same to me

Doctor: u #$%&!u #$%&!u #$%&!u #$%&!