Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Los Angeles


Two men were sitting side by side on an airliner flying from Denver to Los Angeles. The first   man appeared nervous and finally explained that he was being transferred to   LA. "I hate Los Angeles," he said.

"Everything you hear about LA is bad -- smog, traffic, and worst of all, the crime. Gangs   everywhere, people getting shot and robbed, things stolen, carjacking, and   everyone hate everyone else."

"Oh,   it's not that bad," said the second man. "I live in LA myself. Most of that stuff you read is media hype. It's just not true. You'll find LA is just like any other city, anywhere in America."
"Really?" responded the first. "Boy that makes me feels a lot better. You say you   live in LA -- what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a tail gunner on a Bud Light delivery truck."

**A tail gunner or rear gunner is a crewman who functions as a gunner defending against enemy attacks from the rear, or "tail", of the vehicle
**Bud Light is Beer Company

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